For anyone who gives a sht: every single purported "ballad" that has been mentioned in the comments above this "comment" was considered by the dozens of volunteers who run this site in coming up with the initial purported "top ten" above.

All that ultimately matters of course is what you believe Phish's "top" ballads to be.

That said, you're a deaf noob if you think Let Me Lie and Weird Design are worth a damn. They are turds nesting in a puddle of diarrhea vomit.